Intentional Destruction of Laboriously Engineered Artifacts.
Atlanta Motor Speedway, GA. 5/16/98
Despite the fact that all of the riding talent on our team doesn’t amount to a hill of worn slicks, Johann Gastruder had promised us a second bike to match the one that he had lent us the year before. We ended up purchasing the ’97 from him at the end of the year so as to keep all the chassis and motor modifications we had made over the course of the season. Delivery delays from Suzuki and various other circumstances conspired to prevent us from actually gaining possession of said GSXR until a week before the third race of the season. Without much time to do anything to the bike we planned on using the ’97 for the race and the ’98 for practice.
In the time we did have we installed a WER steering damper, an M4 pipe, braided lines, a used Penske shock and a set of race body work left over from the maligned body work review from last year. (Why is it that only people who didn’t like the article wrote letters?). In the interest of preserving some semblance of resale value we did not paint the frame or wheels black.
AMS is probably the nicest facility on the WERA circuit with spacious garages, powered pit lane, and none of Daytona’s freaky security people but, it is only a so-so track. Real road circuits don’t have cones or need hay bales. Ed Bargy did a nice job setting up the course with what he had to work with and it was better than some fabricated courses (Gateway springs to mind as an awful track) and I enjoyed it more than Memphis, maybe more than IRP.

The garages were so nice we didn’t want to go out to practice.
Photo - Julian WoodsBesides the garages (did I mention I liked the garages) the track had three main features: the apron of the banking turn (fifth gear, slight or serious flat tracking turn depending on skill/inclination), the blind downhill chicane (complete with bumps and then rudely oiled by a poorly prepared GSXR 1100 not running the mandatory oil catching lowers), and finally, a real buzz killer of a chicane leading onto the start/finish straight. Personally I get a little tired of listening to 125 racers prattle on and on about their "purpose built race machinery" but in this case the last chicane was ridiculously tight which required the use of the completely unsuited street bike first gear. We longed for a cassette transmission and an optional first gear.

"Spring Compressor? We don't need no stinkin' spring compressor"
P-Julian WoodsThe track’s pavement gave really strange feedback and correspondingly weird tire wear due to track temps and the long apron turn so we opted for a medium/hard rear tire in an attempt to get 4 hours out of a single rear. This seemed like it would work out well since the tires were getting a polished look but not tearing in the slightest. The fine finish on the pavement, although offering ample traction, generated little feedback and the cornering speeds were determined by slowly increase the entrance velocity rather than confidence coming up through the rubber.
After learning to expect problems from the Yamaha we now tend to become rather alarmist if the Suzuki so much as hiccups. During practice Jim pitted the race bike fearing the red light on the dash and the "Hi" reading on the LCD. Despite dire declarations of despair, a tire pyrometer determined that the radiator and engine were all within operating limits and only the gauge was confused.
We went out for dinner with Walt and Buff from Michelin at a catfish place at the end of a dirt road near a lake. We discussed many topics but gearing was forefront on my mind. As we had still been learning the track I had not bothered to request any gearing changes. Under the influence of hush puppies I theorized that we had the bikes set up for the fastest track at which we race (Memphis) and this track was by no means a fast track. Therefore, our gearing was way to tall. We resolved to shorten it dramatically the next morning, ate our three catfish apiece and retired for the evening.
The shorter gearing was a vast improvement but I reasoned, if a little is good, more must be better and asked for two more teeth off the rear. Finally the bike responded with a little snap and the sixth gear finally came into play. The practice times fell accordingly and we all cut about five seconds off of the previous day's times. Now we were down to 1:50, about what the other mediocre riders were turning. The fast 600 folks were four to five seconds faster than that.
Since the course was defined in many sections by cones, the start of the race was an exercise in lane splitting. I had to make my way from my spot on the left side of the grid to the right side of the track to make the first left turn. This was a rather tricky maneuver but, as luck would have it, I got to practice this no less that three time in the first hour as competitors fell and red flags waved.
I would end up running with the same little group of bike after each start but we would have all resolved to ride a little faster so each red flag caused the pace to escalate slightly. Of the bikes in our class running towards the front I tailed the two ex-Arclight bikes and the Sharkskinz’s Yamaha. One of the ex-Arclight’s went down in a blaze of rear wheel sliding glory and the second retired from an apparent lack of fuel coupled with some sort of clutch problem.
Counting the attrition in my head I thought to myself, "We are in second place. I can just cruise now."
This chain of thought was interrupted by my front wheel catching on a previously undiscovered inch high pavement seam and the resulting 85 mph low side. Although there are many disparate theories to crashing, the AOD theory involves protecting hands and fingers at all costs, followed by feet and legs. Our basic premise is to ball the hands into fists and cross them over one’s chest to keep them from getting slapped around. If possible, we then pull our legs up into a cannonball position. The downside to this is the tendency to roll and bounce for a long time. The upside is that it puts all the body armor on the outside to absorb the bounces and limits the exposure of fragile fingers and extremity joints to blunt force trauma.
All of which I got to practice when I felt the front tire refusing to follow me into the turn.
I eventually hit the grass and, feeling dizzy and sore, didn’t exactly jump to my feet waving at the fans. I had the wind knocked out so I lay in a fetal position gasping for breath while the red flags came out and concerned radio messages of "Army down in three, rider not moving" were radioed to the pits.
At the questioning of the paramedics I reviewed my personal injury list and found that I had very little with which to elicit sympathy from my sure to be irate teammates. With no physical ailments to temper their wrath I examined the bike in the back of the crash truck to determine if there was perhaps, just maybe, there was a chance we were still in the race.
The bike had been leaned over so far that the short drop onto the pavement had caused virtually no damage at all. The bike had slid on the frame guard, the now considerably shorter solid peg and the M4 muffler. According to WERA rules, since the handlebar never hit the ground, technically it wasn’t a crash. My aching hip had an alternate conclusion.
Red flags used to be the bane of endurance races since they provided a place for slow pit crews to perform slow pits stops but keep all the teams close in the scoring. To rectify this situation, last year WERA imposed a "no work under a red flag" rule with a one lap penalty for any team who declined to take the restart. In this case, that would be us.
The crash truck dropped off our bike in our pits with its rear to the exit from the pits but we were then not allowed to touch the bike until the green flag was thrown. In the lull we identified all the pieces which would need attention before our bike would pass tech and assigned an individual to each task. While determining who was going to do what to where I noticed the increased pace of the race had taken the best out of the left edge of the rear tire. The rubber we had mounted on our spare rim was inappropriate for the amount of time left in the race. Max McCallister set off on foot with the spare rim for the Michelin tent.
We formed a circle around our machine in preparation for the green flag which would signal the start of our repairs. A larger circle of spectators formed around us to observe our frenzy. Meanwhile Buff and Max were locating the proper tire, charging the compressor, swapping the rubber, balancing it and hustling the rim back up to the pits. Elapse time for tire swap: 3 minutes 12 seconds. The rim arrived back at the repair site twenty seconds before the green flag fell.
We safety wired the front axle, replaced cable ties on the tail section, changed the rear wheel and refueled the bike. Unfortunately the bike was pointed the wrong way in the pits. Julian (Pit Rhino) picked the bike up single handedly and reoriented it to the nearest break in the wall.
There was a few moments of intense anxiety when the bike refused to run. After 25 meters of pushing and bumping the cylinders and carbs expectorated whatever superfluous fuel was causing the delay and the bike fired to life. A cheer went up from the crowd who witnessed the repairs, as well as the crowd that had performed them.
Forty seconds had passed since the green flag had fallen.

John demonstrates how to go through turn three without hooking the front tire.P-Andy Chadwell
John took five laps to get oriented, made sure the bike was straight and then never looked back. He was riding so well in the oppressive heat that we decided to just leave him out on the bike to finish the race. It was the longest stint anyone had run on our team ever: one hour and forty-five minutes. He later said he was riding through swells of energy and fatigue. He looked over from the short front straight and saw his replacement rider standing by the edge of the track wearing shorts and knew we were leaving him out to finish or die. Apparently the last ten laps were completed on pure aggression. His murderous last stint was good enough to take home 9th overall and 2nd in class. He looked like he was going to kill someone (probably me) when he got off the bike but we quickly mollified him by informing him of our unexpected finishing positions.

John looking rather cranky after an hour and fourty-five minutes in the saddle. P-Jim Williams

John elated after 105 minutes in the saddle. P- Jim Williams
We were very satisfied with ourselves even while we were aware that we only did well because one team crashed and the other had a mechanical. By the same token, I crashed and my beautiful and talented pit crew bailed us out so maybe we deserved the good finish after all.

Sam and Tim study the Sharkskins scratches and the Michelin streak. P-Jim Williams

Sam (with hole in butt), Greg, Julian, Tim, John (later fined for wearing white), Jim and Mark. This is the side of the bike on which Sam crashed in remarkably good condition. P- a WERA Official.
Back at AOD central in the secret suburb of DC we set our plan of race bike optimization into motion. The basic premise was to use the '97 chassis with its quick release refinements and reinforced wiring harness with the '98 motor with its presumably less worn motor.
In the interest of science we took our box stock '98 GSXR 600 up to the Battley Cycle's dyno for a little bullshit detection. Despite accounts of 94 bhp stock GSXRs…ours made 85. Either the Battley dyno reads low or our bike is a dog. It did not feel like a dog on the track so I am inclined to think the Dyno reads big horses and fewer of them.
Nevertheless, our '97 made 98bhp on the same dyno so we ripped the '98 head, modified it, got some degreeable cam sprockets, tightened up all the clearances and put it back together again. Unfortunately Tim had the misfortune of trying to prevent a young woman in a big hurry from turning her dad's Mercedes into a parking garage by placing his FZR 100 0 in the lane next to her. He ended up on the far side of her car with his collar bone broken into several pieces. The paramedics were unimpressed by the AOD logo on his Vansons but they were expressive of their approval of the armor. They suggested that the plastic and foam in the jacket prevented the collar bone from going compound and allowed the shoulder to escape injury entirely.
Tim's convalescent state meant that much of the mechanical work required for these various motor swaps fell to my shoulders since his were in no condition to support his t-shirt, much less a torque wrench. I think our friendship was never more tested than the evening he watched and advised while I degreed the cams.
The lamentable side effect of all this is that we did not have time or resources to take the completed bike back up to the dyno to determine what sort of power gains we had achieved. This turned out to be a big mistake.
On the plus side Moderately Mad Max had revalved the '98 forks and eliminated the big oscillations under braking and all but eliminated the chatter through turns. The groovy new fork action was one of the few bright points of the weekend since the engine turned out to be an absolute dog. We were getting pulled by stock FZR 600s on the front straight. Alas, this was very hard on the egos.
We played with jetting and other such obvious factors but all to no avail. Tim being incapacitated was definitely hindering progress as all rejetting was being admirably performed by Amy, but there was not reserve mechanical capacity for me to request more outlandish diagnostic endeavors. The oppressive southern heat was quickly sapping energy and troubleshooting gumption.
Eventually we ran out of ideas, and then time, and then had to start the race. I got a great launch but only for forty feet until everyone else's power cut in while mine remained absent. There are a number of times when I have wished that the AOD design department had come up with more anonymous leathers. Riding my crippled motorcycle in the Daytona 200 was one such time, riding at Savannah was another. I spent the first ninety minutes getting thoroughly humiliated by 1972 CB 350s with Chen Shin tires. It was that bad.

The first six feet were fine. P-Amy Pickering
In addition to my weary emotional state, it was very hot. After an hour I started feeling the effects of dehydration including the symptomatic stomach cramps and fatigue. The misery continued for another 30 minutes until the crew decided I had suffered enough for dragging them to Georgia with an impotent motorcycle and pulled me off the bike.
I felt emotionally sick from the frustration of it all and physically sick with the heat. I crawled over to the showers without removing my leathers and stood under the cold water until a faint clammy chill returned to my feverish skin.
Donnelly had to follow me on the bike and being the kind humanitarian that he is, ran similar times to my pathetic efforts.
Jim Williams, being a complete and utter bastard, and with no improvement in power, took the bike out and humiliated us both by dropping two seconds a lap on us. He rode it like the lightweight bike that it was by running it WFO and barely slowing for the turns. He accepted his praise by graciously jumping up and down shouting " I went faster than Sam, I went faster than Sam." This was a theme song I was to hear a lot of throughout the summer.
As if Jim's glee wasn't quite demoralizing enough a final reckoning of the scoring showed that we were not four laps down on second place, but actually only twenty seconds. A twenty seconds we could have made up if we had known how close it all was. It was our error so there wasn't much left to do but slowly load the trailer and head north.
After a wound licking dinner we settled into the van for the few hours of driving . Julian and I gave each other a bit of a look as we both heard a swishing sound we were unable to identify. He and I cast about the back of the van looking for likely sources when Julian spotted a six foot trail of sparks following the comet that used to be our left trailer tire. The tire had failed catastrophically and the swishing noise we heard was the tendrils of rubber brushing the inner fender. Most of the sparks had been generated by the grinding away of the bolts which secured the leaf springs to the trailer axle. Tim sleepily determined we had enough metal holding everything in place to make it home and, as always, he was right.
The Monday after we arrived home I called up our friends at Battley Cycles to see if their dyno was available to find out where the hell our missing horsepower was. We dragged the bikes and related paraphernalia out to Gaithersburg Maryland and Tim set to work while I socialized. The race bike made 75bhp, with the race carbs it made 85bhp, with the black boxes switched it made 95. Apparently the '98 intake cam and '98 black box must be used together or a dire payment in power is to be paid.
My how we laughed.