You Build 'em, We Blow them.

Army Of Darkness: Entropy bites back

By November of 1995 the Army Of Darkness had forgotten about the heartache of one-off motor building and set to planning the 1996 season. Although the logical choice would have been to install a set of higher lift cams and flat-slide carburetors into our tried and tested FZR 560 (see RRW Feb, 1996) which would virtually guarantee racing success in the regional sprints, the siren song of endurance racing was too much to resist and we began our sojourn to Hades.

Endurance racing, even on the pathetic scale on which we practice, involves resources which are counted on lists entitled: Dollars, Bodies and Tasks. These lists come to rule our lives.

The first list quickly added up to $24,000 including most of our racing expenses such as building the bike, maintaining the bike, transporting the team around the country, tires, consumable supplies (ie. body work and pistons) and the many fees to be paid to track owners, sanctioning bodies and often, state police departments. This included the sponsorship we receive from Battley Cycles (310) 948-4581 and PDI (301) 776-2271 without whose help we would never even consider building superbikes.

After the grim reality of that figure had permeated my soul I set to finding similarly addicted racing junkies who were willing to commit liquid assets to this existentialist pastime. I didn't have to search far as 1994 Army Of Darkness rider John Donnelly was just about to throw $8,000 away on his son's future college education and AOD reserve rider Jim Williams was going to spend $8,000 having the valves on his Ducati adjusted. I figured I could come up with my share of the cash eventually.

Next was the Bodies list. My long suffering pit crew of many years Tim Gooding and Amy Pickering volunteered their hearts and souls and Deb Donnelly figured that she hadn't seen John auger in for a year and her best chance to witness that event would be to round out our pit crew. Six people (three rider, three non-coms) is about the bare minimum of warm bodies needed to run an endurance event (including the all night drive to the venue) but I figured other victims would materialize for a race or two.

The last list comprises of all the individual tasks which must be finished before the season begins. Its doesn't help much that sanctioning bodies tend to float their schedules a bit so that the first race of the year in late April in North Carolina becomes March 30th in Las Vegas, Nevada forcing everything on the task list to compress.

A sample of our task list reads:

Task Who Hours

Strip bike and motor Sam & Tim 8

Measure everything in motor Tim 4

Make a pot of coffee Sam .25

Port head Tim 35

Spray paint frame Sam .1

As the team owner I accept the responsibility of drawing up the task lists.

Army Of Darkness is perennially perceived as the underdog. This status is difficult to maintain when the team is successful (usually in cherry picking regional races) but the impression is facilitated by using Yamahas as our donors. Yamaha does their best to get us to switch brands by:

1 Spending more on a single Royal Star TV ad than their US racing support.

2 Their gooney engineering and quality control leaves us with lots of extra work.

3 Their bikes are about three years behind the times and when they finally put down the air brush long enough to build a competitive machine they don't export it to us.

4 They pay more contingency money to supersport racers rather than superbike racers (which does have a certain logic if you consider the likely hood of anyone winning a supersport race on a YZF)

The previous owner of our particular machine had used it as a supersport racer. As such we figure it would be reasonably stock once the bolt-ons were removed. We were very wrong.

Tired of flogging the dead horse this plucky fellow tried to have the motor revived with a few tricks, all of which were designed to increase power and be relatively stealthy in terms of a supersport tear down. The first item which tipped us off was a non-factory finish on the cam journals in the head. The cam caps were left stock (for the tear down) but friction reducing additional clearance was ground into the head. The next illegal spot was the porting on the inside curve of the intake tract. 50% of head porters (ourselves included) think this is a crucial spot for flow through the head and it was done in such a manner that only by using a dentist mirror or pulling the valves could an inspector have found the modifications. The most blatant violation of supersport rules was the machined finish on the cylinder to case mating surface. There is no telling how much material had been removed but the top of one of the bosses for the alternator cover had been partially machined flat. An observant competitor could have spotted this and safely protested with a full motor teardown.

We found these liberties, along with a cracked motor mount on the frame, with some mixed feelings. Although the modifications had not actually improved the performance of the bike (we saw the before and after from the dyno runs) the rider from whom we had purchased the bike had always garnered a fair amount of respect from us through his talent, results, and recently, his improved interpersonal skills. Not only did we feel a little burned (as we had asked if there was anything wrong with the bike or if anything had been done to the motor internally) but also that a rider of his stature would feel compelled to cheat. It may just be a commentary on Yamahas but it seems that the notion of affordable, rule following supersport racing is naïve, especially with prize money at stack. Although we knew that other Mid-Atlantic supersport racers crowing about their wins were cheating out the wazoo, it was still a disillusioning experience for us.

The YZF's racing advantage, from our perspective, was that we could buy parts from Battley Cycles at a steep discount. This being the case we set to rectifying, to the best of our abilities (and finances) the bike's plethora of weak points. Tim's job of making a competitive machine is made harder by the fact that I am a dog slow rider. If I can extract 90% of a machine's potential then Tim's bike has to be 12% better than the bike's piloted by the individuals who can extract 100%. This ratio will allow us to win, by a slight margin.

After perusing the machine Tim decided that:

  1. The bike, as a whole, was a little heavy, SO…
  2. The front end needed revised dampers. AND..
  3. The bike needed more power SO…
  4. The transmission needed to be strengthened SO…
  5. The bike needed to have a more efficient heat exchanger AND..
  6. The connecting rods would have to be stronger AND...
  7. The intake would need more air AND…
  8. The stock cams have insufficient bumps, even for the stock motor SO...
  9. The valve springs would need to be beefed as they are too weedy in stock trim BUT THEN...
  10. The timing curve would then be wrong AND...
  11. We would need a bigger gas tank to supply fuel for the additional power AND…
  12. The stock rear wheel size limited tire choices and needed to be replaced with a wider one BUT..
  13. We would need to make a cush drive to protect the clutch and transmission from the PM wheels.

These projects have a way of compounding.

The material problem with the frame was its color. We hung the bike up from the rafters in the garage, poked it with air wrenches and periodically shook it on its chains until all the pieces where on the floor. We deposited the motor on the most easily cleaned workbench for further surgery and warmed up the spray cans for the frame and swingarm.

One theory of chassis set-up is to start with the tires and work one's way up. Our choice for tires was very easy. Michelin has got a zillion different slick compounds and constructions all in the 180/17 size. This dictated a switch in rear rims from the stock 5.0 X 17 to 5.5 X 17. The first time we considered trying Michelins was 1994. Walt Schaefer told us that we could run a 4 hour race on one set of his softest tires. We thought he was blowing tire salesman smoke in our faces and bought a set of Metzlers, only to slither around a chilly Road Atlanta for four hours. In 1995 I was sprint racing and tried a set of Dunlops on the FZR 560 Tim had built for me. The tires delivered great grip but were shagged in about three hours of track time. I was not going to spend $2,500 on tires for a season of sprint racing so I finally bought a set of Michelins from Walt and promptly ate my unspoken doubts. They lasted twice as long as the Dunlops and were every bit, if not more, as grippy as anything I'd ever used. Although we have found it almost impossible to wear out a set of Michelin's softest tires in less than eight or nine hours we thought that the variety of harder tire choices offered by Walt may come in handy.

In previous years we have wasted precious track time sorting out the spring and damping rates in newly built motorcycles. We usually end up getting it right but the experience is frustrating. In an attempt to leap frog up the learning curve we contracted out the suspension set up to Lindemann Engineering. The YZF forks are notoriously cheap inside and we hoped that Lindemann would be able to neutralize any advantage the ZX-6 or F-3 held over us in the fork department. The shock is a standard issue Fox which LE reworked to match the front end. In truth the whole thing made me a little nervous as ignorance of equipment modifications has bitten many a racer in the butt, however, my ignorance of the inner workings of motorcycles becomes more evident to me every time we take one apart so I've learned to live with the anxiety.

The YZF has got Nicasil liners on its cylinder walls. The cynical would surmise that Yamaha went this route, not for better heat transfer and longer wear, but to go to any lengths to avoid having to tool up for radically different cases and crank spacing. The FZR 600 is based, to an appalling degree, on the FZR 400. The cases are almost identical. The YZF shares many of the same dimensions with the FZR although the cases are thicker, the transmission bearings are bigger (as are the shifter forks and a few other pieces) but the crank journal spacing remains the same as the original 400. In order to achieve a slightly more over square design than an ocean going diesel, Yamaha decided to enlarge the bore 2mm from the FZR 600 to the YZF 600. The only problem is that the original FZR 600 was bored as big as it could get in the first place, there is simply no more room for cast iron liners between the cylinders; Big bore kits have very short life expectancy in the FZR because the liners have to be wafer thin. Yamaha's solution: ditch the cast iron liners, bore it out a bit more and plate the cylinder block itself, then cover up the parsimonious engineering by drawing the public's attention to the cylinder liner rather than the cylinder itself. Bastards.

The Nicasil would also eliminate increasing displacement through larger pistons, so we took a note out of our FZR 560 and we stroked it instead. We sent off an extra FZR 600 crank down to Falicon and had them destroke it 1mm. This gave us a displacement of 649.7cc. The class limit being 650cc. I hoped the tech inspectors have accurate micrometers. Falicon also reworked the rods to make them less prone to stress fractures. The biggest challenges to fitting the older style crankshaft were the process of fitting an ignition and alternator. The sealing surface of the FZR crank is a smaller diameter than the YZF. Jeff made a steel ring to take up the extra clearance. The next challenge was fitting an FZR ignition to a YZF wiring harness. The YZF harness has 14 wires for the ignition box, the FZR has 9. Tim decided that was my problem.

Wiring hell.

The stroke job was not quite as complicated as on the 560 as this time we did not have to make new cast iron liners to accommodate the additional stroke. Jeff Manuel (our team machinist, everyone should have one, they are really very useful, if you would like to borrow ours you can call him at the PDI number above) made four aluminum spacer plates to accommodate the longer stroke. These spacer plates varied in thickness so we could tune the compression ratio as needed as a later date. The transmission, despite some dimensional improvements, still had the crap press fit bushing and harley style clearances. It would simply not do.

Jeff is quite adept at making long curly cues of metal.

Jeff and Tim learned to fortify transmissions from an article published in RRW. The Yamaha transmission utilizes the Japanese philosophy of good design and poor execution. They figure that extra design work costs less than spending an additional five dollars per transmission. As such the stock bushings in the gears are a soft metal with a seam and a light press fit. The clearances between the bushing and the tranny shafts are much larger than they need to be and this allows the gears to move in more planes than one. In extreme cases the gears can touch each other when they are not supposed to resulting in catastrophic failure of the transmission. After the clearances have been tightened up (by machining new bushing out of a much fancier bronze) the gears are then shimmed to more exacting tolerances to prevent excess gear wiggle and more positive engagement. We do not undercut gears for two reasons, we can't do it easily and often shifter forks are holding the gears in place, undercutting can apply the power of the motor sideways onto the shifter fork. This is not conducive to equipment longevity.

Performance Development Inc. (AKA "The Skunkworks)

It sometimes seems that the riders are pitted against the mechanics. The riders try to wear out the equipment faster than the mechanics can build it, Freddie Spencer comes to mind. In just such a misguided contest one of our riders tried to waste the transmission by crashing onto the shift lever. Since the motor continued to function normally we, in blissful ignorance, continued on with our season. When we tore down the motor at the end of the year we found severe wear on one gear and shifter fork. The shifter fork was bent in the accident but the transmission never failed because the tighter clearance kept the dogs apart. Had we been using a stock transmission we would have most certainly been shopping for new crankcases instead of a gear and shifter fork. Even after that experience I probably still won't strip motors down everytime they get a bent shift lever but it might not be a bad idea. I'm not sure if I would feel relieved or bitter after stripping a post crash motor only to find that everything was in tip-top shape.

Even after strengthening the transmission we felt it was unwise to place unnecessary pushes and pulls on it, unfortunately Performance Machine doesn't feel the same way. Tim likes PM wheels for their shiny finish and polished welds. PM, however, primarily manufactures shiny bits for the boulevard crowd and, as such, does not pay much attention to the applications to which racers employ their products. This means they don't fit cush drives to most of their rear wheels. This is bad.

Every power pulse produced by the motor briefly accelerates the crank, which, in turn accelerates the clutch and transmission shafts. The pulse then travels down the length of the chain and tugs on the sprocket which yanks the tire forward. After the power in the pulse ebbs the tire is given a brief respite, and various forces act on it to actually slow it down a little. At some point (how long depends on the architecture of the engine) the next pulse is generated which accelerates everything again. The tire, between power pulses, actually has a little time to recover between pulses. The longer the recovery time the less prone the bike it to high siding. Thus the development of "big bang" fours and the tremendous drive many twins enjoy at the exits of turns. These pulses also cause gears in the clutch and transmission to jar and snatch which does them no good at all. The stock cush drive is there to soak up some of the violence in this action and allow the components to enjoy some sort of life expectancy. Many a wheel swapper who has omitted the cush drive has fatigue cycled the sprocket bolts into oblivion.

Tim loves this sort of phenomena and set to designing a cush drive which would bolt onto a stock PM wheel and accept a commercially available sprocket. The secret lies in the press fit Metalastic rubber bushings. The Metalastic bushing representative became very helpful when Tim let it be known that he was calling about power transmission damping and he was calling from the Smithsonian Institute. Smelling a fat goverment contract our intrepid regional representative compiled a very reassuring looking binder filled with military applications for their products. As they are a subsidiary of Dunlop we can only hope that their rubber bushing last longer than their tires. His piece will bolt up to any PM wheel that accepts PM sprockets which allows us to use them on any wheels we may require. This satisfies his desire to not have lots of parts to roll away during tire changes and my desire to have options if anything untoward should happen to the cush drive. The use of a commercially available bolt spread on the sprocket allows for easy access to lots of gearing choices. Tasty.

Applying our intake gas speed formula previously published in this periodical in earlier AOD articles:

(((((B/2)*(B/2))*(PI)*S))/((V*(PI)*L)*v#)*((RPM/2)/60))/100

Where: B = bore

S = stroke

V= valve size

v# = number of intake valves per cylinder

L = peak intake valve lift

RPM = revolutions per minute of the crankshaft

PI is approximated at 3.141593

We calculated the gas speed for the YZF in various configurations. This yielded the following chart:

1990 19911994 19941994 19941994 1994
INPUT:FZR 600 CBR 600 YZF 600YZF 649.7 YZF 649.7 YZF 649.7YZF 649.7 YZF 649.7
Bore (in mm) 5965 6262 6262 6262
Stroke (in mm) 54.845.2 49.653.8 53.853.8 53.853.8
Lift (in mm) 7.758.1 7.757.75 88.25 8.59.0
Valve size (in mm) 2425.5 2525 2525 2525
# of Valves 22 22 22 22
Redline 12,000 13,300 13000 1230012300 12300 1230012300
Target Peak Power RPM 11,700 13,000 12,750 12,000 12,000 12,000 12,000 12,000
Calculated:
Displacement 599 600 599 649 649 649 649 649
Piston Speed(m/min) 13151202 12891323 13231323 13231323
Piston RPM limit 12,515 15,173 13,827 12,747 12,747 12,747 12,747 12,747
Gas Speed @ Redline 128 128 133 137 132 128 125 118
Gas Speed @ Target RPM 125 125 131 133 129 125 122 115
Gas Speed At RPM
RPM
100011 10 10 11 11 10 10 10
150016 14 15 17 16 16 15 14
200021 19 21 22 22 21 20 19
250027 24 26 28 27 26 25 24
300032 29 31 33 32 31 30 29
350037 34 36 39 38 37 35 34
400043 39 41 44 43 42 41 38
450048 43 46 50 48 47 46 43
500053 48 51 56 54 52 51 48
550059 53 56 61 59 57 56 53
600064 58 62 67 65 63 61 58
650069 63 67 72 70 68 66 62
700075 67 72 78 75 73 71 67
750080 72 77 83 81 78 76 72
800085 77 82 89 86 84 81 77
850091 82 87 95 92 89 86 81
900096 87 92 100 97 94 91 86
9500101 91 97 106 102 99 96 91
10000 107 96 103 111 108 104 101 96
10500 112 101 108 117 113 110 106 101
11000 118 106 113 122 118 115 111 105
11500 123 111 118 128 124 120 116 110
12000 128 116 123 133 129 125 122 115
12500 134 120 128 139 135 131 127 120
13000 139 125 133 145 140 136 132 125
Army Of Darkness - Ministry of Research

A discussion of how we employ the above formula and graph has already been published twice in this periodical but, in brief, we aim for 125 at about redline or shortly before. The first three columns show the numbers for stock motor; the third column for a stock YZF. You can see that they were stacking the power a little low for most racing application. The situation gets worse if the displacement of the engine is enlarged (column four) although the full effects of the displacement increase are not felt since the redline for a longer stroke motor has to be reduced. Columns five through eight show the effects of different camshafts. Not all of these cam lifts were available to us so we went with the 8.5mm shown in column seven.

There is really only one outfit that modifies motorcycle camshafts in this post-industrial country. This situation is to their benefit as they can misplace camshafts, ignore their own deadlines and blame the customer for the shop's disorganization yet not suffer any loss of business since the next closest motorcycle cam shop is in Britain. After much confusion and hubris the cams finally were delivered four weeks late. We happily broke out the dial indicator and degree wheel only to find that there was welding flux and other unidentified spooge caked into the oil holes. Tim and I exchanged nervous glances as we looked at the crooked plugs inserted into the cam ends and the bead blasted surface. The glass beads used in bead blasting have an insidious nature. They tend to lodge themselves in the metal on a microscopic level and then, after a couple of hours in a hot warm oil bath, work their way free and set to enlarging clearances by rapidly wearing away metal. Many a restoration project has been lost to the temptation of the shiny bead blast finish.

This being the case I figured they must intend for us to clean these somehow before installation although with the oil galley plugs installed it would certainly be hard to get any sort of brush into the center of the cam. I called up the manufacturer for a little advice on proper preparation before installation. "Don't clean the cams, we cleaned them before we shipped them and if you clean them you will wash the protective oil coating off" she said as I picked flakes of black crud out of the conspicuously unoiled journal holes with my pinky nail. "I see, yes, but, ummm, there seems to be lots of black crud in the oil journal holes." I ventured cautiously. "If you feel the need to wash them then you can use solvent" was the helpful reply. Honestly, sometimes I think it would just be easier to learn to ride fast.

Crud in the cams.

It would seem from this experience that the lore of unreliable motors stemming from camshaft modifications has nothing to do with lobe dimensions, RPM and inertia but rather the ignorant and indignant who supply the kit in the first place. It would seem that unless you have access to a large ultra-sonic cleaner it may be best to just stick with the clean, oily cams that came out of the motor in the first place. The other explanation is that the bead and the crud supplied with the cams were secret high tech abrasives which will actually lap the cams into the head to a prespecified clearance freeing up lost horsepower and then dissolving harmlessly into the oil. In all fairness they did do a mega-nice job of repairing a sprocket mounting flange which was broken when the cores were shipped to them.

The supplier of aftermarket valve springs delivered their product on time. Unfortunately the bottom spring cups were machined with a dull tool and a two hour head assembly job took seven since each spring cup had to be individually re-reamed, re-counter sunk and ground. It was fortunate that Tim was assembling the head as I tend to be more trusting of our suppliers and probably would have forced the poorly machined parts into place which would have been a recipe for disaster.

Carbs with tuned intake tract length and filters.

After spending many unhappy hours rejetting CV carburetors we decided to treat ourselves to a set of bonafide racing carbs and purchased a set of FCR flatslides. The 33mm carbs would have bolted straight up to the bike but the 35mm were on sale so 35mm it was. Tim took the appropriate action to, not only get the carbs to bolt up to the bike, but to work with the stock throttle cables. Tim is usually busy enough at the track without having to clean gravel, grit and little balls of rubber out of the carbs or head after each off track excursion so he made up a pair of free flowing filters to cut down on the motor's ingestion of rubber and rocks.

Tim calculating compression ratios

It is about this time in a project that the ulcerous doubts begin to materialize. Every action is crucial to the finished product and yet tedious and time consuming. Quickly one comes to the end of the known quantities, the known values and the known strengths of materials and have to venture into the uncharted wasteland of desire and doubt. We decided to assemble the bike with a moderate compression ratio of 12:1 with the thought that if we felt we needed more power we could go back and raise it later.

The best it will look all season

After the ubiquitous late nights we trundled off to the dyno room at Battley Cycles and strapped the bike down. Chris Sanders, resident tuner and long time AOD skeptic, gracefully allowed us to break in the bike for a half hour and kindly ignored various pieces which vibrated off onto the floor. He was also benevolent about our unique aluminum battery box/electrics tray. Remember many street signs are aluminum sheet. Use your environment.


Line marked "Proper Cam Timing" shows bike as run in Vegas, "All Stock" shows a stock YZF. Which would you rather ride?

Chris Sanders and Tim going deaf at Battley Cycles

Then the tests began in earnest. Despite bad cam timing, the wrong intake tract length, an exhaust pipe designed for another application (street riding) and jetting for a ZX-6, the bike made about 100bhp. Revisions to the cam timing, intake tract length and jetting raised the peak power slightly but made big increases through the power band. This was a 25% increase in power over the bike's stock incarnation. At first I was a little dismayed at the low figure for peak power. It trails off early and doesn't really rev out like one would expect. A doubt then pipped up and said "Yamaha's are cheap pieces of junk and you just increased the output 25%. How long do you really think this thing is going to stay in one piece?" I put that thought out of my mind with visions of our reworked rods and we loaded the trailer and set off west to Las Vegas.

On the track:

If the point of racing motorcycles is to induce emotional extremes in an otherwise sanitary, strip-malled and sub-divided post industrial society, our first weekend of 1996 was a thorough and utter success.

The 36 hour drive from D.C. to Vegas was relatively uneventful. The relatively being the comet visible in the sky and a seized emergency brake cable with resulting white smoke. To paraphrase Walt Schaefer "If you can't field strip your transporter, you're in the wrong sport."

Repairing the brakes (snipping the offending cable with a pair of bolt cutters) did not consume enough time and we had to rock climb in Red Rocks (outside of Vegas) for a few days before the track opened. There are not many obvious crossovers from rock climbing to road racing. There are a few experiential similarities (fear, pain, sweating) but the techniques could not be more disparate. However, a common mistake to both pursuits is over gripping. No matter how strong one is, using 100% of one's grip will quickly render one's forearms useless. In rock climbing, as in road racing, it is important to not hold on tighter than necessary. Of course, as soon as I get nervous this axiom is quickly forgotten. While Tim, Amy and I scared ourselves in the desert, John decided to take the van for a few impromptu practice laps of the track before a speedway official pointed out the exit for him.

Either the NASB event scheduled on the same weekend detracted from attendance or would be participants were distracted by the legalized gambling and prostitution nary 75 miles away. The desert's lonely beauty was certainly not compromised by excess corner workers. I have never seen a race, much less a national, so lightly cornerworked. A pair of errant soft ties lay in a corner for the entire day as no one could be bothered to walk over and retrieve them. The track does have the most ample run off of any motorsports park road course I've ever seen so practice went off without a hitch, at least for the other teams.

Field stripping transporters: no problem. Diagnosing troubled race bikes: completely gormless. Halfway through the day we lost one cylinder. After checking the plug, plug cap, coil, jets and compression, repeatedly, to no avail, one of us thought to check if the slide was opening on the recalcitrant cylinder. It was not. The set screw which attached the slide to the throttle shaft had backed off leaving the slide to remain in its default, closed, position. Having never had a bike with flatslides it never dawned on any of us that an independently minded slide not could be a problem, much less the problem. These mechanical shenanigans sufficed for practice time and we made do with a evening stroll around the course, a watchful eye kept for the dragracing cops using turn one as a cool down stretch.

The walk proved fruitful and during raceday morning practice Jim cut five seconds off of his previous best. John and I wondered if we would be able to match his times. Taking notes from Jim (and a passing 125) I followed suit and got down to 1:22. Due to schedule changes we deprived John of any meaningful practice before the start of the race and his fastest lap stood at 1:25. We knew that the sprint 600s could run 1:17 and we (being slow neophytes to this track) were aiming at 1:21. We were able to determine from our brief track excursions that the suspension was very good, the tires even better and the track's grip had improved measurably from the day before. Jim and I compared notes about gears and lines and fed everything upon which we agreed to John, who was going to have to race cold.

Jim struggling with bike, photographer struggles with light meter. (John Williams)

An eastern hiking maxim referring to ground dwelling yellow jackets is "The first wakes them up, the second gets them angry, the third gets stung."

With this in mind I voted myself first rider. Gridded on the 13th row and never having before launched this bike (but having scared myself silly with Yamaha clutches in the past) I was not overly aggressive at the start and thus didn't get a very good view of the unfortunate rider who crashed in turn three on the first lap. I took a lap or two to scrub in the new tires and then set off in pursuit of the departing pack. The times on my lap board steadily dropped down to the low 1:21 high 1:20 area. As I was passing bikes at a reasonable rate and didn't want to tire my dainty hands too early in the race I grew complacent at those times although I think more than one 750 rider was discouraged by the black tail section creeping by on the two short straights.

John was next out. Depriving him of practice seemed to have no ill effects and his first few laps were quick. His determined body language and 1:20 lap times made me inquire of my teammates as to John's current marital bliss.

The first hour results had us listed as 14th overall and 1st in class. This was in error since WERA had listed a middleweight superbike team in another category. We where actually 2nd in class. It was better than I thought we were doing so I was pleased as I watch John pick off a couple of more heavyweight teams and move us to 11th overall, 2nd in class.

Jim doesn't know the crank is broken.

However, I woke them up, John got them angry, Jim got stung. We all knew something was wrong the first lap Jim took. His lap times were two seconds slower than his practice times. This did not bear well. Every now and again he would do a couple of 1:21s but we could all see he was not pleased with something on the bike.

An hour into his stint, and reminiscent of the breakfast scene in Alien, the bike coughed twice up the front straight and expectorated a connecting rod through the front of the motor. The location of demise could not have been better as it allowed Tim a perfect view of chunks of crank case tumbling down the track. Jim's motor failure instincts, honed from years of racing two-strokes, pulled in the clutch, stuck out a foot and nailed the brakes bringing the bike to a halt on the gravel outside of turn one. He could smell the Motul burning on the exhaust pipes and knew there must be oil on the track. With visions of becoming a track pariah he frantically signaled to the teenaged corner workers but three laps went by before the red flags came out.

Amy visibly displeased at the outcome of our first race west of the Mississippi.

Body language says it all.

A quick post disaster inspection showed that, even with the oil lost to the front straight, the oil level was still visible in the oil windows. We were later informed that the red flag was thrown, not for oil on the track (which was apparently minor after all), but for fear of tire punctures cause by our wayward engine parts deposited on the front straight.

There didn't seem like much else to do but pack our gutted machinery and slink back east, tails firmly ensconced between our legs.

When Susuki advertised they were going to burn up the track this isn't what we expected. Actually this guy crashed because his master link on his chain came off. If you've got one of those chains with the blue side plates go give it the floatation test and buy a sensible "O"ring chain with a rivet on master link. (Amy Pickering)

Inspection port for checking condition of rods.

Cracked crank, shattered piston, twisted rod

At the track we suspected one of Yamaha's famed weedy connecting rods had caught us out but the autopsy revealed our $1,000 crankshaft had broken its number one connecting rods journal which made life very hard on the bearing. Eventually the bearing was pounded to leaf and the rod bolts backed off causing the catastrophic failure. It turns out that ours was not the only YZF to fail that weekend leaving us is a bit of a quandary as to an appropriate motor configuration. One might be able to play it fast and loose with the rules of WERA but one can never take liberties with the law of entropy.